A hole, a hole, a hole in the desert.

Monthly Contest: July!

Welcome to the Monthly Contests thread! Every month, we will host a new contest for the members of Doctrine to participate in and compete for! However, these aren't your average contests - they delve into the minds of the creative, the intellectual, and even into those of your characters. Likewise, there are three categories: Creative, Character and Brain Power, each exercising one aspect of roleplaying! The winner(s) receive the sparkly new icon above. So please, enjoy yourselves and have fun participating in our Monthly Contests!


June's Monthly Contest: That's What She Said
Category: Brain Power

Locate and exploit any "That's What She Said" situations throughout the site. You may find these in the Guidebook, in roleplay threads, in contests, etc - anything that anybody has said that would provide prime "That's What She Said" material, post it up! The funniest entree will win!

Allowed Submissions: Unlimited
Requirements: You must have 5 "That's What She Said" situations in order to qualify. They can not be reused (no two people can use the same one). References must be provided (post the url to the page where you found the situation). Post entrees here, or PM them to Anberlin. :)

HAVE FUN!!!

Entrees:
Spotty
Paper
Aly
Denri
Pro
Ice
Shawny
Kara
Kenz
Azy

I am so evil -evil laugh horads all of earth oh wait just horads urls ha ha ha-
-thorws runs and hides behide tree-


"I’LL RIP HIS FUCKING BALL SACK OFF AND MAKE HIM EAT IT!"
Bailar
This is my favrotive xD
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...1&hl=i+meet+you

my job is practically anything you want it to be.
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?act=c09

I do pretty much the same as her, so if you need anything done and she ain't around
to do it (bad Demos >:( ) feel free to ask moi
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?act=c09

Guarding her body. Protecting her from any harm
1st Venice thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=1555

His duties had taken him to the very edge of the border, on the opposite side of where the Cave lay
1st Eleven thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=1555

It's a pleasure
2nd anny thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2893

Care to share a cave with a stranger?"
2nd anny thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2893

I could sure give it a shot,
3rd cairo thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2893

I'm pretty flexible, so pretty much wherever you wish to stick me, I can go
6th cairo thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2893

After all, it's one of the ways I'll be paying you back for giving me to the opportunity to have a family again
7th cairo thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2893

Baby, we were savage
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?showforum=80

you have stolen my heart
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...t=0&#entry21204

i say yes, i'll undress
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2859

There isn't anything you could possibly do now
7th anny thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2859


do you want to be roomies
Kalin's 1st thread
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2873

I want to be forever young
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2580

Sorry about these, but they had to be put in place
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=1852

This is where you can request to have anything
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...p?showtopic=317

But It's All For the Better
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...t=0&#entry21213

Simply list off what needs to be done

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...p?showtopic=317

yes, yes, yes

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2961

are not allowed to mate with others outside the pack

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20

"Daddy

Josalyn 1st
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2121

I lie inside myself for hours

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2704

Baby let me love you down

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2472

Need Any Help

Kalin 1st
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2877

but be light on your feet and fast

kalin 3rd
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2877

you have stolen my heart

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...=ST&f=65&t=2946

I Want You
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...t=0&#entry21401

Maybe adding so look out

Anberlin and Saosin are full of kinky Not done yet!


"Oh, you'll have to see it for yourself"
Saosin to Anberlin in The Road Goes

"What can I say? I must have gotten a generous heap..."
Anberlin to Saosin in The Road Goes

"His left front paw was still sore from the scalding head"
Laudatio's thoughts in You Wanna Go

"However, the size of his counterpart was anything but ordinary"
Laudatio thoughts in You Wanna Go

"...almost as large as her father, and quite thick..."
Kara for Roxana on Quil x Anberlin Litter

"Astrid admired it from afar, how parts of it shone in the moonlight. It really was as beautiful as Rhiannon had said, and she hadn't even seen the inside of it yet."
To Kingdom Come

"A silent, solemn nod of her head, and then the rime gray warrioress positioned herself in front of the three other females..."
To Kingdom Come

"That role would take some getting used to..."
Baby, we were savage...

"Astrid had never seen such a thing like it before."
Baby, we were savage...

"There would probably not even be any bloodshed. All someone would have to do was posture authoritatively, snarl a bit, and say they were taking over her..."
Baby, we were savage...

"Of course, she had been rather unsuccessful, and that, combined with the patrol shift uppity Bailar had so roughly shoved in her face and ordered her to take..."
When I Get Home, You're so Dead

"...Rhiannon could always pull herself together and manage to be quite effective and proficient at her tasks at hand."
Remember when it Rained

"...some days, it's all you can do, you know? Sometimes it's all too overwhelming to deal with all at once, so you start small..."
Amazing Grace

"It was something she had to work at if she truly wanted it -- a job more than a natural occurrence."
Amazing Grace

"She also missed sharing that position with an equally-competent mate."
Amazing Grace

"...the rime gray femme whipped about to face the snake again..."
With a Bunch of Lace...

"Astrid had not counted on someone else showing up to this rather interesting...dance with her impromptu partner..."
With a Bunch of Lace...

"...the warrioress brought her head down and her jaws closed on the snake's neck, just beneath the head. From this position, it had no opportunity to strike again..."
With a Bunch of Lace...

"She nodded at his description of a typical snake dance -- apparently, they'd executed it correctly just now."
With a Bunch of Lace...

"This direction was altogether new to her, but that wasn't a problem. The rime gray femme was always keen on exploration."
We must Bring Salvation Back...

Possibly adding more later...

I think Laudatio is gay. Seriously, look at all the innuendo!
XDD
He has the hots for Sao, Nephy, and Anny. Lmfao.

"Because of this, they seemed to be dull- not nearly as impressive as the striking orange wolf by Anberlin's side."
Laudatio's thoughts on Saosin We are not the world

"It'll help you get back into the rhythm of things."
Cairo's thoughts We are not the world

"Watson was prime material... ...he was fit and perfectly capable of handling things..."
Watson's thoughts You wanna go

"He then shook it off with a simple flick of his tail- after all, the owner of the green-yellow eyes was a good amount smaller than himself."
Laudatio's thoughts on Nephilim We are the shaken

"The brown wolf stepped back, blinking at the larger grey one. Laudatio tilted his head, a bit confused at the reaction."
Laudatio's thoughts on Nephilim We are the shaken

"...Laudatio wanted to be able to prove himself to another person. The male decided that he missed the feeling of accomplishment he got when someone approved of him."
Laudatio's thoughts Maybe I need some rehab

"The other wolf seemed to relax for the most part, and the fiery eyes of the other looked him over. Laudatio took a moment to look over the other wolf himself. He looked powerful..."
Laudatio's thoughts on Anberlin Maybe I need some rehab

"...hell, Anberlin probably wouldn't have even noticed had he not been looking directly at the stranger. Suddenly, in that instant, he felt self-conscious..."
Anberlin's thoughts Maybe I need some rehab

"He loved the idea of it, but always worried that he wouldn't be good enough..."
Laudatio's thoughts on joining a pack Maybe I need some rehab

"...it occurred to the wolf that he much resembled his superior. A tad smaller, and a slight bit darker..."
Laudatio's thoughts Maybe I need some rehab

Uhm, this entire cbox exchange please. =D






Maddeh: I CAME. *wins*
13 Jul 10, 04:35 PM
Pro: Welllllllllllll... -shifty eyes-
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
mady: /erection
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Pro: MINE
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Sammi: You turned on, Pro? P:
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Maddeh: and np Aly XD
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Maddeh: IT SHOULD BE USED IN THE CONTEST.
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Aly: lmao Pro
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Pro: There is an awful lot of hardness talk around here. XD
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
Aly: thanks, Maddeh! <33333
13 Jul 10, 04:34 PM
mady: I am maddi, sammi.
13 Jul 10, 04:33 PM
Aly: oh wow, that really helped!!
13 Jul 10, 04:33 PM
Maddeh: whats that? oh, just a breeze *shuts window*
13 Jul 10, 04:33 PM
Sammi: Mmm, I remember a Maddi but not you.
13 Jul 10, 04:32 PM
mady: I wonder if anyone remembers me...
13 Jul 10, 04:32 PM
Maddeh: is 42 big? i would suggest reducing it to like... 7 XD also reduce the pressure/opacity of the smudge brush
13 Jul 10, 04:31 PM
Aly: i set the hardness at 6 and that helped some
13 Jul 10, 04:31 PM
Aly: it's fuzzy, sorta...set at 42 for size
13 Jul 10, 04:30 PM
Aly: lmao
13 Jul 10, 04:29 PM
Maddeh: XD but is it fuzzy? i would assume not since it has low hardness (*hem* thats what she said) what size are you using?

goddamnit. Now I see these everywhere. 8|

"They range in size anywhere from the very small, weighing less than an ounce, to the very large, weighing almost three pounds."

"... can grow to great lengths depending on genetics and will be used as defense"

"... will first inflate its sides to appear larger before, as a last resort, squirting..."

"They are normally a shy animal but are the complete opposite in spring when they come out all day for their breeding season."

"They may be the most harmless but they are also the hardest"

"being small and fast they can fit into the tiniest of places"

"sink down up to five metres, while stretching for about thirty metres"

"considered a valuable asset and is covered in a special skin"

"They generally do not get much larger than about a pound, but some rumors of extremely large...."

" It usually takes 20 seconds for the victim to succumb"

"and they can launch themselves up to two-thirds their body length."

"These can be nasty if they get infected - make sure to keep them clean."

^-- all of these are found: Flora, Fauna & Herbs

will be adding more later~!

" There were, however, protestors to her invasive move " - http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?act=c04 adega

" And such an occasion had indeed come about. "
same as above , kingdom of tornade

" The two largest of these regions are split into two halves, "
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?act=c06 the doctrine district

" one will be assigned a ‘dominant’ status "
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?act=c08 breeding rubric

"Now to move up a rank it will be decided on how high your "skill level" is."
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/index.php?act=c13 gaining ranks and achievements

" No, you're just too big ... "
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...t=0&#entry22495
bad josalyn >>

29 Jul 10, 08:28 PM
Isengrin: If I had a nickle for everytime a snake tried to crawl up my nose...

http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=1743

this thread is full of it. just sayin'


the cbox, is also full of that's what she said's

and msn, too.

D:


... i'm cheap. what do you expect?

Maddeh: :'D silly snake, you're too big
29 Jul 10, 08:20 PM


Maddeh: he also just tried to go up my nose
29 Jul 10, 08:20 PM

THATS WHAT SHE SAID :'DDD

Watson -> Zizi (Tik Tok, The Relentless Clock)
http://doctrine.radioplague.com/forum/inde...t=0&#entry21506
“…which would have been quite unfortunate for him, considering his size and definite masculinity”

Cbox/msn/something:
“why do you make honking sounds mid orgasm” – Kara

“You know what would be great right there? An apparatus to inflict repetitive blows to my buttocks.” – Denri

“incest is all the rage i hear”
-?? Didn't record who it was lol

I had these saved when I was going to enter then forgot about them xD thot I might as well post them.

MOAR :D

29 Jul 10, 10:08 PM
karakal: yes. blow into that computer, bby ;D

31 Jul 10, 08:59 PM
Demos: >_< I think I'm just going to start hoarding monies in the bank and wait till I have lots and blow it all.

Congrats Shawny for winning July's Monthly Contest! All the entrees were absolutely hysterical, and we hope to see more entrees next month! :)